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Thursday, 24 May 2007

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Ode to Nice Men  (Jess this is for both of us):

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gays.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money - and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.


HAHAHA.... This is so fucking true... I can think of at least one example for every single line  Esp. #3!! Dammit!

Thanks Lisa for the laugh!

Wednesday, 02 May 2007

Currently Reading
Seize the Hour When Nixon Met Mao
By Margaret Macmillan
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Best quote from Jimmy:

Jimmy: FUCK THAT SHIET
Jimmy: all of a sudden my backs hurting
me: HAHA
Jimmy: i dont think i could have helped anyways
me: you're such a 'tard
Jimmy:
Jimmy: LOL
Jimmy: wahahha
Jimmy: takes one to know one
Jimmy: LOSER
me: gonna avoid u now
me: see ya
Jimmy: LOL
Jimmy: ass
Jimmy: have fun getting fatter

Sunday, 08 April 2007

Currently Watching
The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour (Ahmed Ahmed, Aron Kader, Maz Jobrani, and Dean Obeidallah)
By Maz Jobrani, Dean Obeidallah, Aron Kader, Ahmed Ahme
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Ahhhhh!! SIPA!!!!!!

Decisions decisions....

Tuesday, 27 March 2007

I'm getting ridiculous, I know... but I can't contain myself from the sheer joy...!!! So far, I've been waking up every morning to check and make sure I haven't really dreamt all of this up... cuz I am simply just a fool :P

Anyhoo, finally got my acceptance letter in the mail today; this has been 4 years in the making ever since I first walked by the revered SAIS campus in DC...!!!

And I couldn't have asked for more than getting a personal note from the awesome admissions dean herself... hoho! She is just such a cool person! My god I am the happiest thing on earth today....

......ahhhhhhhhh!!! I'm not dreaming!!!

Sunday, 18 March 2007

Currently Reading
The Kite Runner
By Khaled Hosseini
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OMG!! Someone finally uploaded AI's video of "E.O." :) Absolute fav!

Btw here's my rough travel schedule (mostly tent.) for the next year or so... let me know you'll be in the area so we can meet up somewhere

Mar 22-24: Syracuse, NY
Mar 25: NYC, NY --> SF
Apr 10-13: Washington, DC
Apr 14-15: Chicago, IL
May ??: San Diego, CA
Jun 25-July 2: Kobe, Japan [tentative]
July 3-Aug 19: Hangzhou, China
Sep 9, '07 - Jun 14, '08: Nanjing, China
Jun 15 - ???: Travel in China/Taiwan/Japan?
Jul 21,'08 - Dec 19, '09: Washington, DC [tentative]
....etc.